CornY!

PALOMITAS
White doves flutter
before the heat makes them soar.
It’s time for POPCORN !

CORN-FUCIOUS say “to make a long story short….don’t tell it!
Eat COMET CORN instead.

What did the CORN say when he was complimented?
Awwww, shucks!

What’s green and has wheels?
GRASS…..I lied about the wheels.

CORN-FUSCIOUS say "at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
Eat COMET CORN instead."

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a bag of Comet Corn Popcorn!

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the CORN has ears!

What do corn cobs call their father?
"Pop" corn

CORN-FUSCIOUS say "keep your words soft and sweet (or buttery and crunchy like popcorn),
in case you have to eat them!"

Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardeners jokes?
Because they were too CORNY!

What has ears but cannot hear?
A field of CORN

JOURNEY
World is vast and wide
So much out there to explore
Now, LET’S EAT POPCORN!

CORN-FUSCIOUS say"live everyday as if it were your last
because someday it will be ...
don't wait another minute to have a bag of COMET CORN!

DREAMING OF POPCORN
Only so many hours
and so much to get done
I'd rather take a nap.

CORN-FUSCIOUS say "Take out fortune before you eat the cookie."
Better yet, eat a bag of COMET CORN.

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707-328-2676 (EAT-CORN)